Babymomma: Baby?
Baby: Tell me again what kind of ice cream you have out there.
Babymomma: Our favorites, of course: Mint Chocolate Chip and Espresso Chip. But I’d be happy to buy others if it would encourage you to come out.
Baby: Um, let me sleep on it.
Babymomma: <sigh>
Enter Babydaddy.
Babydaddy: Baby?
Baby: Daddy! <gurgles of happiness> Love the daddy! Do anything for the daddy! <clapping hands wildly> Hi, Daddy!
Babydaddy: Do you want to come out?
Baby: …no…I’m afraid….
