Babymomma: Baby?
Baby: What?
Babymomma: Are you ready to come out now?
Baby: No!
Babymomma: It’s really nice out here…and there are so many people who want to meet you.
Baby: No!
Babymomma: You know we were mostly kidding when we said you were going into an immediate “timeout” upon arrival for making me uncomfortable, right?
Baby: …huh…is this your bladder I’m stomping on…?
