39 weeks, 5 days

Babymomma:  Baby?

Baby:  What?

Babymomma:  Are you ready to come out now?

Baby:  No!

Babymomma:  It’s really nice out here…and there are so many people who want to meet you.

Baby:  No!

Babymomma:  You know we were mostly kidding when we said you were going into an immediate “timeout” upon arrival for making me uncomfortable, right?

Baby:  …huh…is this your bladder I’m stomping on…?